The Pet Peeves Song Lyrics – Dude Perfect

THE PET PEEVES SONG LYRICS:

Dude Perfect — Yas Yas – haha
Why are you talking like that?
Recording a lit video, bro –
A song about Pet Peeves, brah
That’s interesting because
my #1 pet peeve is people overusing bro and brah
I hear you brah
but Pet Peeves are makin my life a grind, bro
You’re actually grindin on my nerves,
like right now

Man, listen I’mma break it down with precision
The mission, is to expose pet peeve conditions
I’ll list em, like couples, who over-say bae
Or people goin around saying that’s cray cray

And I gotta be honest – I was really hopin
You could stop eating with your mouth wide open
And try Scopin, please back up off me
Breath smellin like burnt dog poop and coffee

And stop these, baby-name catastrophes
Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE
And I’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot
Why are you leaving grocery carts in a parkin lot?

And whether it’s dark or not, why oh why oh why oh why
Are you takin TWO parkin spots?
Cause you’re drivin nuts, like missin one foot puts
I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much

Pet Peeves are on my mind
Makin my life a grind
Pet Peeves are on my mind
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Pet Peeves are on my mind
Makin my life a grind
Pet Peeves are on my mind
A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH

It happens every day, why must it be this way?
Another couple throwin down excessive PDA
And what am I supposed to do?
It always lights my fuse
When I squeeze mustard, but all I get is mustard juice

Dude Perfect. Listen up, it will be worth it.
I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface
Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes
Or no toilet paper over by the commode

Or someone breaking the code, of eatin food off my plate
They didn’t order no fries, but all of mine they ate
I can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone
I can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne

I can’t stand close talkers, people all in my face
Or people talkin in a movie, this is such a disgrace
Or people walking round town loud talkin their phone
I wanna get up in their face and say I do not condone

I hate sign stealin cheaters
One-up story tellers
Constant interrupters
BO body smellers
Because you’re driving me nuts, like missin one foot puts
I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much

THE PET PEEVES SONG DETAILS:

Song: The Pet Peeves Song
Singer: Dude Perfect
Lyrics: Ben Rogers
Label: Dude Perfect